04/06/11
Rapaziada, agora sim estamos fodidos
It doesn't vibrate. It doesn't thrust. It doesn't just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more 'real' sheet-clenching orgasms - whenever you want them.
Ou aprimoramos o talento ou somos ultrapassados por outra máquina.
30/05/11
Desperate Housewife
A few days ago in West Virginia, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, decided to give her estranged husband a visit, four doors down at the 77 Motor Inn. At the door, she proceeded to undress and asked Danny Williams and his friend Adam Watson to perform oral sex on her. Though Williams refused, Watson told police that he agreed to do as she demanded.
However, when Watson approached Mrs. Williams, he recoiled from her “horrible vaginal odor” and refused to follow through. It was then that she pulled out “a lock-back folding knife”, pointed it at her ex, and said these magic words: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy, or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
25/05/11
ABC easy as 1 2 3
Um grande amigo meu confidenciou-me a técnica dele para estar sempre a fazer movimentos diferentes durante o cunnilingus de forma a levar uma mulher ao orgasmo de forma mais eficaz. Basicamente, o truque é "desenhar" com a língua o alfabeto na vagina dela. Caso o artista se farte de fazer o alfabeto de A a Z, pode variar e escrever outras coisas como dedicatórias, o que quer que lhe vá na cabeça e, porque não, Os Lusíadas.
Achei piada a esta batota e achei que neste blog alguém irá usufruir dela. Podem considerar isto o vosso TPC.
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